Deletitis

A condition marked by an urge to clear your inbox by batch-deleting all your unread e-mail, regardless of content.

Your inbox is peppered with unread messages going back three months, because you only ever read messages that appear important at the time you're checking. Eventually, you become stressed out every time you open your email and see something like "New Messages (257)." You then have an attack of DELETITIS which involves selecting all unread messages and deleting them, regardless of sender or subject. Now it says "New Messages (0)." Now you're caught up.

On phone: “Sorry I missed the family reunion, Mom... Yes..., I kno... yes, Mom, I know you emailed me the date and time but I had deletitis last week. Yes it IS an excuse... Yes it is... Is too... Is too...”

by kickbuck May 24, 2011

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What happens when you ask, "how do you type with boxing gloves on."

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours,
bob

by Dragon Paul July 18, 2003

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This one is definitely worth my time and consideration... DELETED!!!

Homestar: Hey, where's Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation awhile ago!
Strong Sad: Maybe it got... De-le-ted!

by Donkey Kong Song December 5, 2003

delete

1. To remove a file or folder from a computer.
2. To delete data from a file (often text or numerical data).
3. To assassinate.

1. "You don't need those text files, just delete them."
2. "Delete the last two lines of that paragraph - they aren't really necessary."
3. "That guy has pissed me off for the last time. I'm going to hire someone to delete that motherfucker."

by Steve H. June 2, 2005

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See also the following:
BALEETED
DELTEATED
DELTACO
Freaky D'ted
cheadeated
deedleated
MATT
meathead?
dltd
duh lee ted
teeteeted
bubs
diddly dee
repeated
733t3d
3-D movie
del monte
ddddddd
da cheated
diggity
beefeated
stupid word

Oh! Even I know what to do with this one. BALEETED! Wha'? Oh. Um...DELTEATED! No? Uhh...Deltaco?

by AlredyTryed January 7, 2004

delete

The button that only Hillary Clinton can properly use, much to everyone else's disapproval.

Clinton will be the first F president. (that was meant to say female, but someone decided to delete the emale! jajajajajaja!)

by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016

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1-what one should do with crap emailed to them by crap-for-craps

2-StrongBad's catch phrase

also pronounced 'baleeted' by those with sub-par IQ

oh, realy? I think the cheat is deleted:

DELETED

by eric September 19, 2003