defenestrate

1- to throw out of a window.
2- to switch from MS windows to Linux, Mac OS, or another operating system. As in 'throwing' yourself away from Windows.
3- bluescreen of death. As in the user is thrown out of Windows.

1- The teacher defenestrated the talkative boy's pencil case because he was sick of his constant chatter in class.
2- I defenestrated to Mac OSX recently. Screw M$
3- My computer crashed and defenestrated me. Again.

by Archibald Graham December 14, 2008

defenestrate

To throw someone out of a window or opening in a tall structure.

Dr.Patrick Hamill will not hesitate to defenestrate students who do not bribe him regularily

by TempAcct October 5, 2016

defenestrate

to eject someone from a window

"piss me off and i shall defenestrate you"
"we wouldn't want anything happening to your fenestrates now would we

by Rex Mundi January 28, 2004

defenestrate

the action of throwing someone out a fucking window

I will fucking defenestrate you.

by Self-Proclaimed Pro Idiot October 27, 2022

defenestrate

To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.

I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.

by jsgarvin September 25, 2010

defenestrate

To quickly close a computer window so as to prevent your boss/girlfriend/etc. from seeing it.

I was checking out some hot girl on girl porn on the internet when my girl suddenly came home and I had to defenestrate it right quick.

by Windoze XP March 25, 2005

defenestrate

the defensive act of castrating someone in order to prevent sexual advances. First used in Questionable Content comic number 36.

I had to defenestrate my roommate before he tried to sleep with me.

by RoblingRobot November 11, 2009