Cunt_fucked adj Slang term used by students to describe being intoxicated with alcohol to the extent of losing control over normal functions. Other related terminology drunk, pissed, battered, hammered, wasted, slaughtered, of your face/tits….

The word originated in a small village called Castleton, where a group of adventurous lufbra students were undertaking one of the most intellectually stimulating training they had ever seen.

The founder of this term a student originating from Stoke-on-Trent, and working as The Hoff lookalike, with sexuality in question.
1) "lets go and get cunt fucked"
2) "tonight boys shall we go for a swift beverage or two which may lead, out of no intention of our own to getting cunt fucked"
3) "last night i was cunt fucked"
4) "i cant remember, was too cunt fucked"
by just a passer by January 7, 2008
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The name given to an Aaron. Usualy dark complection and wears glasses. Often found the suburbs of the south east but can be found in and around melbourne aswell.
Damn. I dont wanna hang out with someone with cuntfuck (Aaron) anymore. He has aids..

Damn was that cunt fuck (Aaron)? Nah i dont think so... hes not being a shit cunt..
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For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.
When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"
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Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more
You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!
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Used when someone is so damn stupid, you have to use the most offensive words possible to add emphasis to the reaction of the stupidity
Person 1: Joe Biden is such a good president. I don't get all the hate he gets
Person 2: What the ABSOLUTE nigger cunt fuck are you talking about? Are you on heroin?
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A priest who indefinitly fucks a cunt...

Or a cunt fucker that just so coincidentally happens to be a priest as a second proffesion
"The new leader of that church down the road is a cunt fucking priest"

"hey you know that cunt fucker? Turns out he is a priest aswell"
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To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'
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