Cum Guzzler

A person who consumes large amounts of cum

Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm! (Gulp) Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Kiersten's sucking on two dicks right now!
Kaylee : Don't Care!
Chad : Well she's quite the little Cum Guzzler isn't she!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Yeah she can sure take a load in the mouth! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Fuck You Chad!
Steve : Hey Chad im quite the Cum Guzzler myself care if I suck your penis! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve I would ask Kaylee but she's no Cum Guzzler like you!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! That was a big load!
Kaylee : Uhhh! Why don't you two get a room!
Chad : Oh Kaylee could you please clean up all this cum!
Kaylee : God Damn't I hate my life!

by SlopNChop August 8, 2018

cum guzzler

someone who consumes vast amounts of semen, one known example being Tom Budd

"man, look at Budd, hes such a cum guzzler, i make this statement due to the vast amount of semen that he is consuming at this current moment, and not simply as a derogatory term"

by Jimmy's Mum March 1, 2005

CUM GUZZLER

a slut, someone who drinks a lot of semen, a semenoholic

"i wouldn't touch his/hers with a barge pole, he/she is an uber cum guzzler"

by Matt Dieden March 7, 2006

cum guzzler

when a girl swallows, instead of spitting

"Yo that bitch is one fine cum guzzler."

"I am not a fucking cum guzzler. I'm a virgin"

"I'm not a cum guzzler, I spit"

by bafm October 17, 2006

Cum guzzler

A woman whom greedily and habitually gargles sperm in her mouth and
frequently the outcome will result in her swallowing the sperm.

I am never leaving this girl, she's the best cum guzzler on the planet!

by DeanNJ March 17, 2007

cum guzzler

someone who drinks a lot of cum

Dave Klaas, Jeol Klaas, Leo Anthony, and Mama Adhel are cum guzzlers

by mr mike gossman April 12, 2007

Cum Guzzler

A person (usually female) who eats massive quantities of semen, usually from several different men.

Ian loves it when many different men ejaculate in his mouth at the same time. He enjoys gargling the semen in his mouth and then swallowing it. Therefore, Ian is a cum guzzler.

by Ben Stoned May 29, 2008