CTD

Unofficial medical acronym for a person who is about to die. The acronym stands for "Circling The Drain". Using this acronym on a medical report, under certain circumstances, can get one fired instantaneously. (There is an official use for "CTD": it really stands for "Carpal Tunnel Decompression".)

Ms. Kendricks, you're fired! You're the one who wrote "CTD" on the coroner's report!

by pentozali April 09, 2006

CTD

Chuckle to death. It's the new alternative to LOL or laughing out loud. ROF may be added on to form ROFCTD.

*finishing a joke*
Jonny: ..then you're a gay fish.
Carl: CTD!!!
Sepo: CTD!!

by Merlingoth September 22, 2009

CTD

Computer Transmitted Disease

My computer is full of trojans, it must have a CTD!

by ohtaymeanssuckit September 19, 2009

CTD

Acronym for Cummins Turbo Diesel

I got smoked out by a CTD last night, I couldn't see for a quarter mile!

by ISBoy October 16, 2007

CTD

Crash Test Dummy
An extremely disgusting person, who looks like Buster from Myth Busters after an unbelievably ugly test

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you see that girl?
Dude 2: Yeah totally, a genuine CTD
Dude 1: Spot on dude

by BØDEN January 25, 2010

CTD

Camera Transmitted Disease. Caused by web-cam whore's that have web cam sex a lot.

OMG. I don't want to cyber with you, I might catch a CTD.

by Will Wonder May 11, 2009

CTD

Cellularly Transmitted Disease, like an STD but for cellphones. CTD's can only be obtained by receiving a dirty pic.

Man that dude totally gave me a CTD last night after the party.

by CrAzYdInGo November 15, 2009