crotch

To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.

I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?

by Tribade June 28, 2008

crotch

The under carriage of a person

The girl was a looker until i spied her black headded crotch piece

by MW May 8, 2003

crotch

vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.

n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.

vb. - "He crotched himself."

n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."

by Spenny June 11, 2006

crotch

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 11, 2003

crotch

A slang or affectionate term for a female friend.

e.g. Wussup crotch

e.g. Hooker

e.g. Bee-yoch

by persian delite August 5, 2008

crotch

Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.

I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.

by Sara November 16, 2004

Crotch

It's a special part that we all have down there.

Yessssss, I really like your crotch

by DeezCrutch November 1, 2020