Cronchy

A crusty/crunchy boy who doesn’t shower and wears the same hoodie every day. Or something bad or ugly.

Omg look jeremy is looking cronchy again. Guys does my outfit look cronchy today?

by giannasee November 7, 2021

Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

Flag

Get the Cronchy Water mug.

cronchy cocaine

fuels the boys and i during homie seggs

"bro when you're done jacking off and hogging the cronchy cocaine get your behind over here"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020

Flag

Get the cronchy cocaine mug.

Cronchy

Cute, but Ronchy

That girl is pretty, but her outfit makes her Cronchy.

by Carebear.13 November 23, 2014

Flag

Get the Cronchy mug.

cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 27, 2023

Flag

Get the cronchy pp cookies mug.