Short for "crock of bullshit."
True beauty is on the inside? What a crock!

Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "It is hard to understand "crock" by giving a saying "crock of bullshit"; it's like defining basketball as "what they use in a basketball game"
by BlastMaster June 19, 2003
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Something that does not exist. "bullshit"

when put in a specific location, it can be used to signify imaginary or improbable circumstances.
"She was humping everything. Even the crock on the wall"

this means that she was so slutty she was even willing to hump things that were not existant
by the crockettes June 29, 2009
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The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.
by emix1111 October 28, 2020
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A crock is a container.

A container can often hold thigns in it.
by larstait October 29, 2003
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Steve: "That crock nearly bit me!"
by Erki Ruulib September 18, 2007
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Dan Batcha told us he had a crooked penis so we called him a dirty crock
by m j f February 16, 2004
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