crappuccino

The icy, flavourless crap found at the bottom of a frappuccino. You know there are still pockets of wonderful-tasting coffee trapped in there, but when you search through it with the straw, all you ever come up with is a mouthful of ice.

Man, I paid for a grande frapp, but it turns out that over half of this drink is just crappuccino.

by Arykj July 11, 2008

Crappuccino

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

by redsparkle1 May 13, 2011

Crappuccino

A foamy hot coffee drink made with pre-packaged crystals, much like instant coffee, designed to be a quick substitute for the real thing but is laden with sugar and mass produced; however, it remains inexplicably overpriced.

Silverfox - "You're not going to drink that crappuccino with your breakfast this morning, are you?"
Silverbird - "I like crappuccinos occasionally. One every week or so hardly constitutes overconsumption of calories for my diet plan."

by Silverfoxo June 22, 2017

Crappuccino

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

by Mityxm February 28, 2011

Crappuccino

A play-on words on cappuccino, a type of caffeine drink. Specifically talking about the ones they serve at McDonalds, because you pay $2.50+ for one and it tastes like sugary, foamy, water.

Cashier: Here's your cappuccino. That will be $3.10.

(Customer takes sip of drink, disgusted by taste)

Customer: Guh! $3.10 for a crappuccino?!

by ROFLcopturds February 26, 2010

Crappuccino

The need to do number twos as soon as possible after a strong cappuccino; a similar affect known as a Crappalatte afflicts many people after a strong cafe latte.

What - you now have to go and do a crappuccino? You only just finished a crappalatte!

by Astroboy1 December 21, 2010

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

by streetwhiz May 15, 2009