coyote ugly

It was actually a kick-ass bar before it was a horribly lacking motion picture. The one in Tampa is the tits.

$2 PBRs, hot girls dancing on the bar, and they're open till 3 a.m.? Coyote Ugly gets my vote for most underrated spot in Ybor City.

coyote ugly by dieselaj February 4, 2005

coyote ugly

according to the movie, it is waking up under someone so ugly after a night of drinking that you would chew your arm off to get out from under him or her then wake them.

After a few drinks, the coyote ugly became a babe.

coyote ugly by Angiealways September 10, 2006

Coyote Ugly

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a hideous person, who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.

Shit, I got blacked out drunk last night and woke up nest to hollis!

Coyote Ugly by ahhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2006

coyote ugly

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.

Oh wow, a film about cock teases.

coyote ugly by Gumba Gumba September 10, 2006

Coyote ugly

When your girl wakes up all ratchet, makeup smeared smelling like tequila.

"Damn girl you're coyote ugly"

Coyote ugly by Sasha Pierce March 31, 2017

Coyote ugly

You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."

Coyote ugly by seemymick January 9, 2017

Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"

probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno

Coyote ugly by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018