a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
by 7722222222222222 July 27, 2010
Tri County High School is a place where hillbillys vape in the bathrooms and draw penises on the doors. Here people "grab" grope each other in the lunch rooms. On top of the vaping in the bathrooms half the students are high 24/7 or drunk. They have many different kinds of people smelly retards, high sk8r bois, thots all around, and total asses.
Guy 1: Tri County High School is nastier than the alley ways of New York.
Guy 2: Yeah, the people are more sketchy.
Guy 2: Yeah, the people are more sketchy.
by MinecraftMaster69 April 12, 2019
just like any other school, it is a drag to go to but it's the only place to see your friends and hang out because Lexington has nothing else to offer for kids our age during the school season.
also run by a menopausal, crazy bitch.
also run by a menopausal, crazy bitch.
chick one -- school sucks
chick two -- yea lets leave and get stoned
dude one -- i go to rockbridge county high school
dude two -- i'm sorry.
chick two -- yea lets leave and get stoned
dude one -- i go to rockbridge county high school
dude two -- i'm sorry.
by la fille August 26, 2008
A school inconveniently located in a village in the middle of no where which consists of hicks who listen to county and chew during school and wanna be mexican gangsters who think they are black. Avoid this school at all cost unless you are a stoner in which case you have already found a way to cope with the dullness of life which County high is a perfect example of.
Pueblo County High School Gym Class- "Sup stoners"
Stoners- "Sup steroids"
-middle fingers exchanged-
Stoners- "Sup steroids"
-middle fingers exchanged-
by Metal Jim May 14, 2011
FCHS is a high school located in Floyd, Virgina. It is often referred to as an oxymoron because it graduates a high percentage of students and also has a high redneck population.
by Heart of gold May 24, 2008
Jay county high school is a school where hicks and potheads get nicced up in the chapel. The chapel is a very important part of jay county high school, retard is a commonly used word. We have an anime teacher names mr. Livingston and he is a prick. Connor teeter is apart of a group and he thinks he is a hard ass, he is actually a fucking capper
by Shciciahw September 24, 2019
A school that's full of either yee-yee ass dippers blasting country music out of their Bluetooth speakers, or fake ass people, with few exceptions
by .............................- April 25, 2019