a package from the valve corporation
a package from the valve corporation by yungdairy November 26, 2018
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corporation
1. Your business becomes successful to the point where you decide that you no longer want to take responsibility of it, however you decide to keep your status by renaming your position as CEO, CFO, etc. so that you can determine your own ridiculous salary and sell your stocks to "shareholders" who then take responsibility of your business. Furthermore, if your company is a bank you can then purposely go bankrupt so that the government can bail you out to give yourself a bonus in addition to your ridiculous salary because the taxpayers will pay it and they don't have any say-so in the government. You can also donate money without paying taxes to a politician's shell corporation so that nobody will ever know it was you "on record." You also (wrongly) assume that the average taxpayer is too stupid to know what's going on here.
2. An expletive used to describe anything that amounts to investment without return.
2. An expletive used to describe anything that amounts to investment without return.
I should incorporate my business so that I can sell stock to people and then purposely go bankrupt, get bailed out, and give myself a bonus on top of the ridiculous salary I already make!
or
Hey, did you see that new car that Tom bought for $50,000? It's made out of plastic and duct tape. It's a real piece of corporation!!!
or
Hey, did you see that new car that Tom bought for $50,000? It's made out of plastic and duct tape. It's a real piece of corporation!!!
corporation by Trismegistus97 February 9, 2013
The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation
Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003
congration
What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"
congration by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015
Lil Biz Corporations
The Lil Biz Corporations (LBC) is a meme corporation run by professional's. Mostly its filled with memes and jokes. The owner is Lil Biz himself. The Corporation was made because Lil Biz is a fucking rebel
To join the Lil Biz Corporations, you must follow these steps
1: Follow @lil_biz_68 on Instagram
2: Hit up my dms
3: ask to join
4: your now a member
5: Why the fuck didn't you follow lil_biz_68
1: Follow @lil_biz_68 on Instagram
2: Hit up my dms
3: ask to join
4: your now a member
5: Why the fuck didn't you follow lil_biz_68
Lil Biz Corporations by Lord_16 November 7, 2019
shitbag corporation
a corporation despised for its activities and and has earned its reputation as a shitbag corporation
shitbag corporation by littlejimmie November 30, 2018