by togiman June 30, 2020
Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
by Wheelwood January 15, 2018
In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.
by Dressagechick23 October 20, 2007
A person, generally upper middle class, who claims to be progressive and/or leftist, but it extremely centrist and cares little for the struggles of marginalized groups (unless directly affected). Cookie Butter Democrats embrace neoliberal values and believe that capitalism can be ethical. The term comes from the phrase "Democrats don't really care about native sovereignty and will not until affects the supply of cookie butter at Trader Joe's"
He doesn't care about imperialism , he's a Cookie Butter Democrat.
by feeshna January 26, 2017
by Krazeman420 December 8, 2021