coner

one who engages in sexual activity with their instructor in order to gain a better grade

She only passed that class because she's a coner!

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 5, 2009

Coner

The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.

Sonic carhop girl: "Here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"

by JiggaJace December 14, 2010

Coner

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

by newman July 25, 2004

Coner

Sexual arousal caused by thought or sight of ice cream cones.

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Look at their double chocolate cake cookie dough ice cream! I've got a throbbing coner.

by Lil Scrumptious July 20, 2011

Coner

Basically, a bitchass. Someone you don’t like.

Mike: what’s your opinion on Zach?
Alex: he’s a coner, I hate him.

by PhoenixXYS November 18, 2019

Coner

Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.

I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Coner

A total bender who sucks at hockey people skate around them and use them as a cone usually a defenseman

Gordie is such a coner.

by Bends saucer November 9, 2009