columbus 

The best city in America, one of the top 20 largest too. 6th most dangerous in cities over 500,000 and 6th fattest in America. We've got the OSU Buckeyes, Tons of restaurants, And it isn't some suck-ass cow town like people say it is. We've got OSU, Nationwide Arena, Wyandot Lake, pleny of clubs. Home to some of the nicest and most opinionated people in the united states. And plus, it's not in michigan.

Columbus, Ohio is better than any other city in michigan.

columbus by Nick June 27, 2004

Columbus 

A city in Texas named after Columbus, Ohio. It sits roughly between Houston and San Antonio, although it is closer to Houston. All the people in this town seem to care about is the high school football team known as the Cardinals. High school football is all this town knows. Thus football players are gives free As by the school's teachers so they can play. Three members of the Schoebel family went on to play in the NFL. Although they don't really stand out and kind of suck. The town is about 5 to 10 years behind the rest of the world and are a close minded people that hate change. They have nothing to do in this small town. Other than Wal-Mart there is nothing. There are no real signs of intelligence in this town. If you come across it on I10 by all means pass by it. Stop in Sealy, TX or Wiemar, TX instead. Those are more friendly towns.

Joan: "Hey john we haven't stopped since San Antonio. I need to pee."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."

Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."

Columbus by Former Columbus Texan April 28, 2011

columbus 

A beautiful city in CENTRAL Ohio

T-Dog Jenkins, its not in southern ohio you fucking retard. Get your geography straight you fucking asshat

columbus by Peter Wang May 5, 2005

Columbus 

The Indie Art Capital of the World.

I went to visit Columbus, after hearing of its booming art scene and was blown away by it.

Columbus by dazademik November 8, 2007

Columbus 

The state capital and largest city of Ohio. A small-to-medium sized city and 16th largest in the U.S., with about 700,000 in the city and another million in the metro area. It will NEVER have the profile of New York, Phily, Boston, San Fran, Chicago or L.A. but is more comparible to its peer cities of Indianapolis, Louisville or Kansas City. It's a nice college town with plenty of bars, but keeps a very low profile. It is known for nothing except for Ohio State University football. OSU is the single-largest university in the country by student body. Columbus is a progressive metropolis however with a generally young, educated population, where jobs in high-tech industries are growing rapidly. All in all, Columbus is a nice city to live in with several hip neighborhoods.

I wouldn't mind living in a city like Columbus, but would never live there because I hate Ohio.

Columbus by [e-mail] December 31, 2007

columbus 

see cowtown

Small city where the people think they are cool and are obsessed with Ohio State football eventhough most of them have nothing to do with the university - its pathetic.

Oh, and they all drive half the speed of the speed limit in their rusted out trucks adorned with NASCAR and Buckeyes stickers.

Columbus Hick: Columbus is the best place in the universe
Normal Person: Oh really? Why is that?
Columbus Hick: Cause we have the BUCKEYES
Normal Person: Oh, you went to Ohio State?
Columbus Hick: Naws

columbus by Biffffffffff August 3, 2006

Columbus 

Verb- to flip marijuana ashes in a bowl, so you can uncover a new "continent" of green.

"hey you torched the top, Columbus that shit!"
"I thought that bowl was done, till I Columbused that bitch"

Columbus by Ganjjerrific October 7, 2011