A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.
oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!
by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 2, 2019
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A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.
"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"
by Cocktopus Lord March 17, 2017
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A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
I love giving Cocktopuses
by Dacocktopuss October 29, 2010
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