Waiter: What can I get you sir?
Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.
Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?
Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!
Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.
Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?
Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!
by Black Bandana June 14, 2006
A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.
Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.
Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.
1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."
2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.
2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.
by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.
by Scott B. August 23, 2003
One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.
"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."
by Chloe June 29, 2004
by nick r t September 19, 2006