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Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!
I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.
clam slam by Teddyx February 10, 2009
Gaming parlance for the female equivalent of a t-bagging.

Placing one's genitals in another face for the purposes of mocking.
She cant t-bag him, she's got no balls...that's a Clam Slam!
Clam Slam by Dreshuk December 13, 2012
A sexual act lesbians perform when they open their legs and bump their vaginas into one another.
There's nothing a dyke likes better than a good old fashioned clam slam.
clam slam by rcr October 12, 2003
Bitch don't clam slam me I'm trying to get laid
The female version of the "bag tag" when one person (usually female) hits another in the vagina.
"hey girl! what's up?"
(vagina hit)
"Clam Slam!!!"
clam slam by sircuzfreek June 2, 2009
The female version of being cock-blocked. Another party ruins, prevents or impedes the probability of getting laid through whining, forcing to leave, laying the guilt trip and/or expecting one to "be a good friend" and sleep alone.
Almost everyone was hooking up in Mexico, until Trisha pulled the clam slam on me when she wasn't getting any play herself.
Clam Slam by PaxyD December 15, 2008