A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.
When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!
by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021
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slang for bitch, originating on the comedy network, chicken pot pie is now synonmous with bitch
by Bo April 7, 2004
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The act when a man preheats a woman's vagina to 450 degrees and then use a "jaws of life" to spread open the vagina only to place the chicken pot pie inside for the baking of a delectable treat. One can use a personal size chicken pot pie to do this act to a man.
So I Chicken Pot Pied my girlfriend last night, and then we donated the final product to the church as a tithe.
by Masonjar014 May 24, 2010
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You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.
"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"

"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."
by Mysticircle373 September 8, 2016
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chicken POT PIE. A gang of about 30 to 40 people at a high school in SC.
Holly shit a CPP Chicken Pot Piemember.

We should join with CPP Chicken Pot Pie to make our gang better.
by Bansou November 13, 2008
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