"Chalant" is a word illiterate half-wits think of when talking about the positive form of the word nonchalant, which by the way, HAS NO DIRECT POSITIVE FORM.
Guy 1 (talking about his new coworker): "yeah the new guy is pissing me off. Hes way too chalant about his job, always one-uping everyone."
Guy 2: "fuck you."
Guy 2: "fuck you."
by Audi0Phil3 January 2, 2019
Doing smth like you really care about it. The term was introduced by Dream, a well-known Minecraft YouTuber.
That’s the thing about me: I’m very chalant with my editing, and everything I do, I do very chalantly
by 1themouse March 28, 2023
by Oxfordliteratureandsyntax March 31, 2018
Chalante is a real crowd pleaser.
by WebsterChild December 20, 2016
To vomit and brazenly act as if it were not anything but de rigueur. Throwing up like it ain't no thang. Tossing one's cookies with an air of relaxation. Literally, a combination of vomit and non chalant.
DOOD: So listen, girl, I think you <yak! hwarf!!> lookin' real serious tonight, and I was wonderin' if you would be interested in accompanying me back to my crib.
DOODETTE: That was real Vom Chalant, and all, but I think I'll be fine at my own place.
DOODETTE: That was real Vom Chalant, and all, but I think I'll be fine at my own place.
by cerveaux September 23, 2006
The opposite of the word, "Nonchalant."
An object or event so insane, it can't even be looked at correctly.
An object or event so insane, it can't even be looked at correctly.
by Kitsune Sendo July 16, 2009
Instead of nonchalant, the Chalant-a-saurus-rex is very chalant. Always has to be the center of attention, thinks he is the man but he is really just a narcissistic one upper who thinks all women want him and all men want to be him. They don't.
by Court*ninja August 1, 2021