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can be used as either a noun or a verb.
1. referring to one's vomit.
2. the act of spewing tangy bodily fluids forth from the mouth.
You're going to eat that? Don't make me hwarf. Dude... seriously... if you so much as take one bite of that pig hwarf, I will hwarf and hwarf and there will be piles and piles of human hwarf all over you and you will be standing in my hwarf.
hwarf by mihnoe January 8, 2004
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1. the noise produced during the rare medical phenomenon known commonly as "furping." furping results from thirty days or more of constipation whereby the intestines of the patient, having no more capacity to hold feces, eject the fecal matter through the mouth.
2. and also, a reference to anything disgusting
*man throws up poop* "Hwarf!"
Hwarf by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 24, 2004
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That is great you are going on vacation next week, HARFO.

HARFO by St. Thomas Aquinas July 27, 2007
To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.
The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.
Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015
When one feels the need to not eat, sleep, or drink. The emotion validates a horrid truth of immortality.
The figure stood in the corner for days Harfamed. It never slept, ate, or needed drink. It only stood watching.
Harfam by Cassriel January 16, 2022
Harf·of

Harfof, a neutral word used to describe a person. The word gains meaning from the context it's used in.

Plural of harfof - Harfofen.
A group of harfofen is called a suicide.
Man 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, he's such a harfof."
OR
Woman 1: "Hey, is someone in class?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, a suicide of harfofen!"
Harfof by TheTrueHarfof January 1, 2019

harfniffer 

One who engages in the practice of biting at his/her fart bubbbles in a bathtub or pool.
Dude! That's gross, you harfniffer!
harfniffer by Jay August 11, 2004