carpenter 

What Jesus did as his part time job lol

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

carpenter by Rupert "dong" Dupert January 6, 2008

Carpenter 

To be lil' spooned by a strange man with nothing on but boxers for an entire weekend.

Matt was carpentered while in San Diego.

Carpenter by Cavalohan October 21, 2013

Carpenter 

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

Carpenter by Mathais D January 16, 2009

Carpenter 

Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.

Dude, get up off the floor and stop being a damn crack carpenter.

Carpenter by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020

Carpenter Theory 

When you get someone 'hammered' and you 'nail' them.

I think I'm going to use the Carpenter Theory tonight on Megan.

Carpenter Theory by Anonymous33745 March 25, 2010

carpenter's dream 

The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

carpenter's dream by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019

carpenter vibe 

(n) a feeling exuding from someone that gives you the impression that he/she hates your guts: Also a death stare

Nick: Hey man, that chick totally gives off a carpenter vibe when we're around her.

Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.

Nick: Let's get out of here.

carpenter vibe by Wolverine/Lionfish, GS June 24, 2009