canning 

To walk around with crushed drinks cans on one's feet. This is achieved by laying an empty can on its side and treading on its centre so that it wraps around the foot.

More specifically (and often with a suffixed "it"), the word can be used to refer to travelling down skate ramps, half pipes etc using one's cans, as the smooth metal footwear provides an ideal surface for fast passage.

I got this massive scrape up my arm from going arse over tit while canning it in the skate park wrecked last night.

canning by lyserge May 29, 2010

canning 

A form of hazing that involves throwing a lower classman into a garbage can to amuse Seniors and Juniors.

A group of Seniors finds a Freshman and picks him off his feet. They then precede to take said Freshman and throw him in the trash can, thus "canning" him. Generally this is accompanied by shouts of protest from the victim and laughter by everyone else.

Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.

Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.

canning by TLcruelty December 29, 2009

canning 

gerund form of 'to can.' Canning involves searching or rummaging through private trash sites, i.e. residential trash cans, business dumpsters, or abandoned buildings.

We were canning at this abandoned house and found these Harry Potter books.

canning by nicholas chiarella October 2, 2007

Canning 

Things Needed: A car that u can get dirty, 2 or more people, cheap soda.

Canning is a game in which you take cheap soda cans(unopened), and throw them at road signs/mailboxes/similar objects while driving by. The idea is to go to some place that you can purchase large amounts of very cheap soda. We normally purchase about 5-8 2Liters for 50cents a piece, and between 2-4 cases of soda cans for one night. This will last about 30 min +/-. The idea is to hit roadsigns, etc. while driving down backroads preferably so theres less trouble of gettin caught. Another thing to do is to take the 2Liters and throw them in front of the moving vehicle on a straight away. there is normally a mixture of reactions with this. sometmes if u dont shake the soda it will hit the road and rocket in front of u because of the pressure inside, sometimes they will just explode.

Hey guys wanna go canning tonight?

Canning by Pendiddy May 8, 2006

Canning 

The practice of hiding cans of alcohol in your anus to sneak them into a venue.

"Hey man, are you taking any cash to get a drink inside?"
"Nah mate, I'm canning myself before we get there so I'll be fine"

Canning by Ruinous Aardvark December 11, 2019

Canning 

When a person, place or thing is sour, uncool, out of style, stank, etc.

Omg! That outfit Aunt Flo is wearing is canning.

Lornie is canning. He hasn’t showered in a week.
Wow! Donald Trumps toupee is canning.

Canning by Michelle Flett November 24, 2021

canning 

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

canning by poopy due June 16, 2023