Cake Eater 

White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.

Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!

Cake Eater by Christian Faulkner July 19, 2004

Cake Eater 

A homosexual male. A double entendre because cake is not a particularly masculine food and cake eater kind of sounds like cock eater.

That boy is a cake eater.

Cake Eater by yo mama September 11, 2003

Cake Eater 

A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.

Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.

Cake Eater by dangbee May 15, 2011

cake eater 

someone who is not of italian descent.

That cake eater has so much Guinness running through his potato-clogged veins. Who does he think he is, Saint Patrick?

We made be called dago, guido, or wop, but that's only by jealous cake-eaters.

cake eater by itsmeb!tches February 20, 2011

Cake eater 

A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire....ever....but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the fire service. They are big on training because that's the only action they will ever see. These people are typically characterized by: clean gear but somehow manage to have a helmet shield that looks like it's been in an oven--probably because it has been, at least 4 flashlights hanging off of them, a helmet that has 3 door chalks and 27 stickers on it, and a Facebook page that shows just how good of a firefighter they are(n't). Also see "wacker," or "fire wacker."

Jefferson: "Bro, remember that car fire we went to back last summer? I really put that shit out good. It was all, like, I'm on fire. And I was all like, I'm doing it, bro, im putting this shit out. I'm fucking awesome."

Bill: "You fucking cake eater."

Cake eater by DCFF July 18, 2015

cake eater 

One who wants to have their cake and eat it too. This person does not necessarily have to be rich to fall into this category. It is reserved for whiney people that can't make up their minds or understand why "life has to be so hard".

Cake eater: "Why am I so unhappy? I just don't know what I want, why does life have to be so hard?"

Realistic person: "Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility for your life you fucking cake eater!"

cake eater by Mike Anarch April 14, 2006

cake eater 

Slang term from the 1920's meaning a lady's man. But is now used for men who enjoy the butt sex.

So, really it can go both ways, but it definately means a man-whore.

"He's a slutty, cake eater."

cake eater by Bada Bing April 7, 2004