by Never late in a Big V8 January 16, 2005
A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.
Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road in a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden urge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.
In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.
Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road in a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden urge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.
In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.
Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.
by Electric_blues August 21, 2006
1. Term originating in the mid 90's to describe young men (between the ages of 13-20) who were into the import racing scene and drove stylized import cars.
2. A type of automotive styling noted by huge bumpers and side skirts on a car, usually accompanied by a large mould formed solid piece spoiler or wing mounted on the trunk.
2. A type of automotive styling noted by huge bumpers and side skirts on a car, usually accompanied by a large mould formed solid piece spoiler or wing mounted on the trunk.
by BoostCreep May 17, 2009
someone who takes pride in there(ride),u will find people who dis(boy racers) because they own shite cars and have no cash to do them up....maxed
fiesta 1.4i spend 2k bigger engine,big wheels oh and smoke ya off the lights,like jess atkinson's sexy beast
by jessica atkinson May 11, 2005
boys thinking they r gr8. driving around in their corsas or novas wiv bangin tunes full blast. hang around on weekends in car parks wiv utha bad boy wannabes.
by kelly March 4, 2004
A guy usually around the age of 17 which has borrowed his grans's car usually a Corsa and modified it with speakers and a spoiler. One can normally find them blasting tunes in Tesco carpark or driving 14 year olds to and from McDonalds.
Rhys: Ever since, Nick borrowed his gran's Corsa he has been acting like a right Boy Racer.
Laurence: I know what you mean, yesterday I saw him in McDonalds with a group of 14 year old girls.
Rhys: Fuck sake, Nick
Laurence: I know what you mean, yesterday I saw him in McDonalds with a group of 14 year old girls.
Rhys: Fuck sake, Nick
by The Reptilian Overlord February 11, 2016
Idiots who spend all their money doing up cars only your granny would drive and as a result spend every Saturday night hanging around petrol station forecourts until my boss makes me hunt them down.
See also Smegheads
See also Smegheads
by Snake August 16, 2004