1. Have sexual intercourse with.
2. To hit, particularly hitting a person on the head.
3. During the hayday of MUDs (Multi-User Dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. Polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. Some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. Not saying "oif" is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. The practice is still somewhat alive on IRC and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. It has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap.
2. To hit, particularly hitting a person on the head.
3. During the hayday of MUDs (Multi-User Dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. Polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. Some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. Not saying "oif" is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. The practice is still somewhat alive on IRC and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. It has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap.
by Patrik Lundin October 05, 2004
Get the bonkmug. A very old outdated term for sex. It was once considered cool to say bonk in 1996 but if you use the term today you will sound like a douche bag.
by lola24 April 07, 2010
Get the bonkmug. To strike someone with a foreign, hard plastic object. A bonk will usally result in a loud "crack" if performed corectly. A well place hit on the elbow, head (skull), knee, or spine will result in a red inflammed welt which will be sensitive to the touch for hours.
"Yesterday Jeff bonked Bert in the side on the head with his nalgene in the hall"
"If you you don't shut your fucking mouth im going bonk you with this broken "bop it" i got a garage sale last week!!
"If you you don't shut your fucking mouth im going bonk you with this broken "bop it" i got a garage sale last week!!
by Hershcle February 21, 2008
Get the bonkmug. A fantastic Polish American last name. Translated roughly to mean, the bearer of this name takes no shit! The Name is also fun at parties.
by Mike Bonk May 13, 2004
Get the bonkmug. by Steve Roberson May 03, 2005
Get the bonkmug. an expression utterd when hitting some one when playing the game "bonk". the game bonk is simply when some one responds to a question you ask, you smack them and say bonk. eventually the person should realize whats going on, and the game is spread.
the game is especially captivating on planes and buses.
the game is especially captivating on planes and buses.
suggestions: don't start a game up with people who are significantly bigger than you, or people that irritate easily.
by sleepisbetter June 12, 2003
Get the bonkmug. I bonked a girl last nigh; later it felt better when I bonked my bf.
Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?
Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?
by stsebastian November 29, 2009
Get the bonkmug.