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a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time
bonk by jadowo August 3, 2019
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1)referance the act of sexual intercourse
2)to bump into or hit
3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting
1)I'm horny wanna bonk?
2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor
3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk
bonk by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002
Man that display case was bonk
Bonk by Sleepy_l3oy September 24, 2020
the action performed when someone must go to horny jail
Person 1: UwU hewwo *notices bulge* OwO what this? Person 2: *bonk* go to horny jail
bonk by haha funni internet man September 1, 2022
A highly potent energy drink usually bolstered with several radioactive isotopes, with flavors for two teams--RED, and BLU.

It's a favorite of the Scout.
Dude, stop using the Bonk! It's almost as bad as the FAN.

FAG QUIT USING BONK ENRGY DRINL!!1
Bonk by Furries and Limeade February 5, 2010
1. Have sexual intercourse with.
2. To hit, particularly hitting a person on the head.
3. During the hayday of MUDs (Multi-User Dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. Polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. Some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. Not saying "oif" is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. The practice is still somewhat alive on IRC and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. It has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap.
I totally bonked her yesterday dude.
Shut up or I'll bonk you're head.
y bonks x. x says "oif!"
bonk by Patrik Lundin October 5, 2004