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Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.

He looked worn oot. Glimmers like a pair of sheep's blarts.

blart by Radge Gadgee December 7, 2006

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Blart

When You SHART but you EXPLODE

Did you hear?? about how ed sheeran died
yes he blarted!!!

also used as a term to say to your friends

HOLY SHIT THAT SONG MADE ME BLART
JUST BLARTED

Blart by BlartyParty December 15, 2020

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Blart

The act of accidentally farting while blowing your nose.

I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter

Blart by trojun July 31, 2016

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Blart

Made infamous by the satirical movie, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", a 'Blart' is a mall security guard oftentimes focused much more intently on those shoppers and mall walkers admiring and taking pictures of a mall, rather than keeping an eye out for actual suspicious activity.

This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.

Mall Enthusiast: "Hey, Mr Mall Security Officer, there's an old lady being robbed over there in the food court at gunpoint... she needs help!!!"

Blart: "No Pitchurs!"

Blart by Brick Immortar November 10, 2019