When the stream of urine flowing out of a penis splits into two, making it harder for the male operating the penis to direct the flow propely into the toilet.
While taking a piss yesterday morning Joe bifurcated, causing him to spill urine on the toilet seat. He quickly proceeded to clean up so his girlfriend wouldn't hassle him for the next 722 years. "Goddamn bifurcating" thought Joe
by Matt AKA Percival July 1, 2015
by Princess Smith November 22, 2010
A term used to describe the act of anal sex when the penis is much larger then the anal opening, and the potential for injury to the anus is likely.
"Do you see that sweet thing walking funny over there? She's suffering from anal bifurcation after spending the night with me!"
by WeDefyU November 17, 2017
To get faded
by West broadway columbia mo August 12, 2021
A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 17, 2023
by ESC. May 26, 2015