Beaver fever is a terrible disease transmitted by beavers. Once a human catches it, the poor victim will slowly transform into a beaver. One knows when he has it when his two front teeth are longer than they should be and when he violently bites wood.
My brother is violently biting our wodden dinner table. HE IS BECOMING A FRIKIN BEAVER, he has beaver fever
by LKJOIJKL September 22, 2008
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by Phillip Zombiepants May 19, 2010
I didn't make it back to work until the Thursday after Canada Day because I had such a bad case of Beaver Fever.
by GinSeven July 5, 2010
by Jim Boob September 8, 2010
Beaver fever is an occurrence where an individual has an extreme sense of sexual arousal, more specifically towards a female's genital area, playfully known as the "beaver".
by Dowers June 9, 2023