"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"
You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!
You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!
by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009
soaping up the womans pubs and getting over the bald man and letting her wash his head with her soapy"kitten".
by oogelle January 16, 2010
by frisky curtain November 20, 2008
A super sexy and hot God with Balls the size of bowling balls in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. He is responsible for creating the entire world. Other names for him are the Alabama Slamma and Texas Hunk. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. Bald Asian Man's name originates from his appearance, the Asian in his name comes from him being Caucasian which has Asian in it. Bald Asian Man is the peak form of Masculinity. Bald Asian Man is so strong his bald head reflects bullets and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. Bald Asian Man is a god loving American and you all should be like him except if your a woman because Bald Asian Man is a man hence the Man in his name.
by Venomous Nutt January 25, 2023
by Baldnavyman January 30, 2020
Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017