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3 definitions by oogelle

 
1.
the act upon typing with just the penis on a keyboard.
I took my penis and typed this example by using the peenkey tecnique.
by oogelle January 15, 2010
 
2.
soaping up the womans pubs and getting over the bald man and letting her wash his head with her soapy"kitten".
Oh wow my bald mans wash was amazing!
by oogelle January 15, 2010
 
3.
The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.
My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.
by oogelle January 15, 2010