After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.
by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016
I am Joe bakewell
by The best anonymous person January 20, 2021
-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her
by Banasy June 27, 2023
This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"
by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021
If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.
You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)
''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''
''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''
''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''
''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''
''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''
''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''
''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
by MrChongle October 7, 2021
The sexual act of ejaculating onto a partner's face whilst their nose is painted red; like the cherry on a Bakewell tart
by rareritings May 7, 2022
A Bakewell Pudding is a traditional desert which originated in the town of Bakewell, Derbyshire.
It consists of a flaky pastry base, jam and an egg and almond filling.
It consists of a flaky pastry base, jam and an egg and almond filling.
by Porygon July 25, 2018