Backhanded Jobin 

Backhanded Jobin - The act of Dutch Ruddering whist watching "I Love You Man" and texting on your I-phon.

Yo Bromosexual, wanna come pound some brewskis while we appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Sydney Fife? Brah, I'll totes hook you a Backhanded Jobin. It's not gay - cuz your touching your dick, not me.

Backhanded Jobin by I'll See You Some Other Time February 3, 2012

backhanded compliment 

Any compliment a gay man gives to another gay man. Usually to cause drama.

I can make a fire with some wood and a backhanded compliment.

backhanded compliment by epyonnxt May 8, 2005

Backhanded Panda 

A fucking good whack from the panda to the jaw

When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda

Backhanded Panda by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.

Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011

360 double backhanded flying shweem

when someone gets to a high point like a table then gets ass naked and twirls in the air then proceed to land on the recipient's genitals. then rubs their body in virgin olive oil without getting off of said recipients genitals and finally chokes the person backhanded in auto-erotic asphyxiation to increase the pleasure of climax

Paul: Last night Suzie did a 360 double backhanded flying shweem to me.
Bill: That girl is crazy man

360 double backhanded flying shweem by Pee Pee N1GG45 August 25, 2018

Chicago BackHandy 

Chicago BackHandy - When a girl eats a Chicago deep dish pizza and uses the grease from the pizza afterwards to give you a hand job.

My grandma just gave me a Chicago BackHandy after we ate that deep dish.

Chicago BackHandy by ReidNate March 4, 2021

Fronthand Backhand

The best fucking game ever invented. Players choose either "fronthand" or "backhand" and their partner slaps them across the face, either fronthand or backhand. First shown in the Key and Peele skit, "Fronthand Backhand."

"Yo Tyrell."
"Yo Lawrence."
"You wanna play fronthand backhand?"
"Yo man, I don't know that game."
"Hey man, it's simple, dawg. All you gotta do is say fronthand or backhand!"
"Alright, fronthand."
*slap*
"Ooh man! I got you good! You know that funny."
"Backhand."

Fronthand Backhand by MaTrIx April 2, 2013