When you stick your thumb up the ass and your middle finger up the vagina of a woman and toss her, off into a pool, down a bowling alley, or into the air in general. "Up, up and away!"
Astronauting was Joey's favorite activity until he lost his thumb in the war.
by Doctor Rospunknick April 13, 2013
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Cosmic cock blockery abound, these space exploring bastards are known for ruining any chance you have of looking cool at a "Roll Party" (A social gathering in which Ecstasy is consumed)
"Who the fuck invited that Astronaut? What the fuck part of NO FUCKING ASTRONAUTS didn't you understand Todd?!"
by Adrian Tsubota January 22, 2008
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The key word in his nickname is "Astronaut"/ "Baby Astronaut" or "AstronautKid" ChicagoKid is well-known for expressing his Drug use through his music with Xanax,Percocets, Ecstacy, and Also Lean and Weed. He earned the Nickname From How Intensely High He Gets That he feels like he's "out of this world".
Yo I'm trying to get high as Astronaut, but I'm scared i might get too high and overdose.
by ChicagoKid's Nickname July 23, 2023
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Among the common definitions, one who partakes of DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knockoffs) often. A reference to the phrase 'Going to the Moon'
God, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he's a regular astronaut.
by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009
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Filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. Astro-nazis covered in astro juice. Lowest scum of the earth, if they don't like our planet they should just leave forever. Having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. Watch out they will stick an American flag in you!
"Why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees."

"Was that in October?"

"September-October."
by Ass Pennies April 3, 2008
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When a fine stoner places a bag over their head and sticks a joint smoker into the bottom filling it with smoke.
Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!

Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.
by NonsenseNinja October 4, 2015
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