"I'm going to assturbate with a dildo"
by Seth and Sam July 12, 2009
When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.
by Brian's dad September 14, 2005
by cat litter boy March 25, 2014
by David Ware May 12, 2004
Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.
by stxnthamix August 29, 2015
I never care about the face or the body. I just grab the hips and use that ass to assturbate my cock.
by Fkrtist September 4, 2013
1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass
1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"
by baruchuh November 2, 2006