My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!
by Chubby Bubba December 1, 2019
When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
by mandaz March 15, 2006
Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!
by manlyBreasts May 12, 2009
very loose bowel movements that come out of the rectum under high pressure, sometimes followed by a large quantity of air (e.g. 'air breathing' rocket ass)
diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch
diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch
by Steve Ocean June 21, 2006
Rare but Freaky. Symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe anal bleeding and aperant telaportation -- in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) Usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. Example: See TV's House. Season 3. Episode 4.
Person 1:
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"
Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"
Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"
Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"
Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"
Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"
Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"
Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"
Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"
by mrkompressor June 3, 2008