That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010
When a stripper at a topless only joint gives you a quick peek at the goods by pulling her panties to the side.
by Redpoint5.12 July 19, 2017
by xoenhhh November 15, 2019
by Slim Phast September 17, 2015
Usually said after a humorous statement to introduce a serious statement.
Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.
Synonym:
But no, seriously,
Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.
Synonym:
But no, seriously,
by Deagocrow May 1, 2021
by marion ette May 11, 2015
The way of delivering a back-sided compliment when there is just a skosh of toooooo much liquor on-board.
Example: "All Bull Shit Aside....you have been adulting more a little lately....there are only 10 sticks on your garage roof"
by Teasing Kirk 3117 July 12, 2017