Swiss Armed Forces 

Name given to an institution which sits around and does nothing.

'Ha! The police are a real Swiss Armed Forces when it comes to rounding up criminals!'

Swiss Armed Forces by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 10, 2018

smellogorgon armed forces

The Smellogorgon armed forces is a highly specialized group of the best smellogorgon warriors within the multiple tribes of smellogorland. Equipped with SMAK-47s and Smapache Smellocopters, they have multiple divisions like smellogorgon team 6 who do multiple raids of mouthogorgon HQs.

"Did you see how the smellogorgon armed forces took out that mouthogorgon outpost?"

smellogorgon armed forces by smellogorgon October 11, 2019

Canadian Armed Forces 

The collective defense systems of the proud nation of Canada. The Army is a mountie, the Air force is the same mountie on a pegasus, and the navy is the same mountie on a seahorse.

Look out! the Canadian armed forces are coming. Wait! why am I running?

Canadian Armed Forces by I'm Canadian, so it's okay, but none of you can laugh except other Canucks! May 20, 2004

Canadian Armed Forces 

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.

Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!

Canadian Armed Forces by incognito September 11, 2003

Canadian Armed Forces 

What, Canada actually has armed forces now?

Now that I never knew...

What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?

And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc

Hey, did you know that all milk cartons in Canada have the word "HOMO" up the side of them? No, really.

I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.

Canadian Armed Forces by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006

american armed forces

Like the Canadian Armed Forces but better

the American armed forces will fight for any area that has oil to be "taken"

american armed forces by Teevee360 February 1, 2017