Used in Usenet groups belonging to the "alt.*" hierarchy. Specifically, members refer to themselves as "alties" when posting about a fellow member of a newsgroup.

In the example below, the term "altie" indicates that "Mike" is a regular contributor on the alt.coffee group.
"Mike, a fellow altie, sent me some great tips for using my new Bunn drip brewer."
by Kevin Wimberly May 6, 2006
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Altis Life is a cringe RP game mode on Arma 3 that fat kids play when they want to be a squeaky police officer and are insecure about their current state IRL.
I play Altis Life because I have no IRL friends and think being good a video game makes me cool
by Jay Feare September 4, 2017
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A newspaper or magazine that is a smaller alternative to more mainstream, "credible" papers. It's often local, providing inside dirt on things going on in a particular city or area. Sometimes, such as in the case of The Onion, it's published online (however, the Onion is satire as opposed to an actual news source). Some things reported in these papers are not taken seriously, but they often cover important stories bigger papers won't touch. Often liberal in nature, they will also often publish some awesome comics such as Tom Tommorow's "This Modern World" or Derf's "The City." However, these papers, are not meant for a family audience. While usually free, they pay for this by running a lot of sex ads and other inappropriate stuff.
"I wanted to find out about some local bands and read "The City", so I got a free copy of my local altie newspaper."
by andriod5 September 14, 2005
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Alty Girls is slang for Altrincham Girls Grammar School. It is an all-girls school - one of the best in England, and has a neighbouring school - Alty Boys.
Boy - Hey what school do you go to?
Girl - Alty Girls
Boy - Hehe cool I go to Alty boys
by Green Day Fanatic November 23, 2010
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altrincham grammar school is a piece of shit, it's minorities are as so: 40% white, 50% asian, 1% black, 9% yellow, altrincham grammar school is alternatively called balti grammar in consideration of the sheer number of carpet riding cunts in the school
ahmed: hey look there's alty grammar

mohammed: i know it is a piece of shit
by ninky stigger March 29, 2020
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The best Arma 3 role play server to exist. Olympus looks like dog water compared to this server. Miss the OG stratis days. Jeep Jeep
Damn I wish I was fighting cartels on asylum altis life right now!
by Skimancole April 9, 2021
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"At least there is a shit"

When you are after something that you really wanted but instead you get the cheap or crappy version of it and not really pleased by it.
"I'm sorry dude.I couldn't find the original version of that figure that you wanted."

"It's ok ALTIS."
by MrRedflick October 3, 2018
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