When you are banging a chick, pull out, come on your friends hand, and he smacks her in the face with it.
by sexgod6917026 June 19, 2013
A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.
by Crappy Chris March 24, 2010
An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.
Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.
Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.
by Wang_1814 June 8, 2009
when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
by Tim April 10, 2005
A spoken exchange in which one person intentionally sets up a potential or partial joke or insult for another person to complete by finishing said joke or insult.
These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.
These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.
Guy 1: "Man, why can't this sandwich just make itself?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."
by Doctr_Watson February 7, 2014
Is a basketball play where the ball is thrown towards the rim by one player and another player jumps to catch it and dunk it before touching the floor. A basketball slang term given to the sickest alley-oop dunks.
Allen Iverson threw 2 sick Dunkadelic Alley-Oop's, one to Andre Iguodala and the other to Chris Webber last night. During the 2005 All-Star game Vince Carter threw himself a rediculous Dunkadelic Alley-Oop that was the play of the game.
by Derrick E. Vaughan March 28, 2005
When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.
by username173 October 2, 2018