Aliens did it

A cop out, bullshit ending or rehash.

As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.

George: "Are we sure we want to make a new Indie movie, I mean the guys not as fit as he used to be and those are classic films?"

Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"

George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"

Steven: "Aliens did it."

George: " You haven't read the script..."

Aliens did it by jMiR89 February 21, 2011

aleisha 

One of the most amazing and perfect girls you could ever meet. Is beautiful but doesn't know it. She is generous, kind, caring, selfless and crazy. She has a bubbly personality and as soon as you talk to her you feel on top of the world. Once you have one never let them go, give her the world and ask for nothing in return as she does with so many people.

Friend 1: Aw man, i think i'm in love!
Friend 2: Oh, what's the girls name?
Friend 1: Aleisha!
Friend 2: Wow, don't let that one slip!

aleisha by TheChosenOne432 August 15, 2012

channeling aliens 

A lighthearted and subtly derisive expression used to point out a sudden and profound shift in a person’s behavior, when someone does something entirely out of character.

Suddenly, after a lifetime of being late to everything, I found myself arriving solidly fifteen minutes early to all of my appointments, so I began to imagine I may be just one of the many folks who are channeling aliens!

channeling aliens by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Normal summon aleister

This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.

Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?

Normal summon aleister by Suckadeeznutzh0e January 26, 2022

Aleise 

She's super smart and sexy. Girl next door type. Seems quiet and shy, and all about about the books; Not so much. Dirty? Yes. Not a whore though...yet. Don't get too attached; she's seen as a heart-breaker. Classy and Sexy, this chicks got it all.

person 1:who is that??

person 2: thats aleise.

person 3: yo ima bouts to get at that

Aleise by lbaybayyy March 2, 2011

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens 

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.

dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012

aleisya 

The best person to walk on this earth. Knows how to work it, kicks ass and would mess anyone up if they mess with her or her loved ones. The hottest person to know. Boys want her, girls want to be her.she is fun, loveable and the best to be around!

Aleisya is the best person

aleisya by 34556 April 16, 2017