Achilles is a person you can always trust, they’re loving and often extremely funny. If you’ve ever met one, you’ll know that Achilles can make anyone laugh, and is a delight to be around. Despite all this, Achilles probably has depression, anxiety or some other underlying shit, cause although they make people happy, they can’t seem to figure out how to make themselves happy.
Achilles is often a huge nerd, and knows a lot about weird stuff, but mostly thinks Greek mythology is pretty epic and has probably picked the name for themselves cause of the old Greek myth. Unless they took the name from the movie Troy, Achilles is great :)
Oh and like 99% of the cases they’re gay or trans
Achilles is often a huge nerd, and knows a lot about weird stuff, but mostly thinks Greek mythology is pretty epic and has probably picked the name for themselves cause of the old Greek myth. Unless they took the name from the movie Troy, Achilles is great :)
Oh and like 99% of the cases they’re gay or trans
by Solace_ January 5, 2022
Achilles was a Greek warrior in the Trojan war. He liked to have gay anal sex with his cousin, Patroclus. This means that Achilles was not only one of the first gays, but also history's first redneck. One day, Hector, some Trojan dude, killed Patroclus. Achilles was pissed off and challenged Hector to a duel. In the duel, Hector slipped on one of Achilles' tubes of anal lube and got a concussion and died. Achilled then tied Hector dead body to the back of his chariot and rode it around the city of Troy and back to the Greek camp, where he had violent homosexual sex with it. As you could imagine, Achilles liked 'em messy. Anyway, a few years later, Troy had this foreign exchange student from Ethiopia named Memnon. Achilles killed Memnon because he was racist and was actually the first person ever to say the n-word. A while later, Achilles was shot by this guy Paris in a manner similar to how Lawrence King was murdered in California. The Day of Silence 1200 BC was dedicated in his honor.
Achilles was definately a raging homosexual
What kind of bitch dies from getting shot in the heel?
Hector would kick the shit out of Achilles, the only reason Achilles won was because Hector felt bad for hitting a homo
What kind of bitch dies from getting shot in the heel?
Hector would kick the shit out of Achilles, the only reason Achilles won was because Hector felt bad for hitting a homo
by Konages April 11, 2009
That boy Achilles i love him
by Skybear22 January 25, 2022
by LVSG_69er_crew June 13, 2020
Achilles is very cool
by Yes yes yes no November 23, 2021
An online game where one plays as a Spartan character and destroys tribal enemies. Initially initiated by Rohan Basu from Activision, it now belongs to Lycos and is spread across many online game sites momentarily.
P1: Dude have you played Achilles
P2: ....
P1: Yeah it's an online game where you just decapitate people and stuff.
P2: ....
P1: Yeah it's an online game where you just decapitate people and stuff.
by AnAznClown November 24, 2009