Arm-pit of the Internet
Videos
The videos are decent quality. Some are completely pointless and piss-poor quality though.
Comments
Home to some of the most vile and venomous comments you'll ever find.
Comments are usually written by people who shouldn't have never been given a keyboard.
Opinions
Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their simple-minded grammar-poor idiocy.
Videos
The videos are decent quality. Some are completely pointless and piss-poor quality though.
Comments
Home to some of the most vile and venomous comments you'll ever find.
Comments are usually written by people who shouldn't have never been given a keyboard.
Opinions
Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their simple-minded grammar-poor idiocy.
On a music video:
Rockr1234: I ♥ thees band!
DaVeTheGenericUser: I don't like this band too well. They're ok though.
Rockr1234:Fcuk u btich I hpoe u get aids an dye from it!!!1111 u suck oldman ccoks and you love to drnik you're mom's pusy juwice.
DaVeTheGenreicUser: You should never been given privileges to come on YouTube.
Rockr1234: I ♥ thees band!
DaVeTheGenericUser: I don't like this band too well. They're ok though.
Rockr1234:Fcuk u btich I hpoe u get aids an dye from it!!!1111 u suck oldman ccoks and you love to drnik you're mom's pusy juwice.
DaVeTheGenreicUser: You should never been given privileges to come on YouTube.
by Pheimos December 31, 2009
Josh: Hey man, have you ever been on YouTube?
Louis: Yeah, isn't that the website that changes itself every fucking day and forces you to sign up for Google+?
Louis: Yeah, isn't that the website that changes itself every fucking day and forces you to sign up for Google+?
by SlutVista February 28, 2014
The world's largest video website, infested by 13 year old girls who are obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Jonas Brothers, random racists and people who have nothing better to do other than post offensive comments to piss people off, and religious fanatics who are convinced that they can convert the aforementioned adolescent fangirls and morons. A minority among the Youtube community is the normal honest people who just want to listen to music and see some funny videos without seeing a bunch of morons arguing about Twilight and Christianity.
I went on Youtube to listen to music. In the middle of the song, I checked out the comments and found a bunch of illiterate morons arguing about nothing in particular.
by mockingbyrd1313 February 22, 2009
by weeeeeeh flip December 1, 2006
A placen of magic. The trolls and witches live in the comments, the ghosts and fairies live in the like button, the genies and wizards live in the sub box and the queens and kings live up in the video.
by BasicDisney December 31, 2015
YouTube is a video sharing website.
It used to be the best website out but lately it has gone downhill.
Most of YouTube's comments are spam, racism, stupid, offensive, internet memes, scams or viruses. (They have a link in them)
1.)YouTube: Your channel will be forced to the new design.
Meisgreat36: I don't like the design.
Someoneelse21: Me neither, change it back.
urgaysukmycok: IF U DONT CHANGE IT BACK ILL FUCKING COME AND KILL U.
*YouTube ignore everything*
2.) Watching Eminem music video
Comment 1:eminem sucks he is 2 overrated <negative votes
Comment 2: Hi there I have no money to advertise so all I'm left with is spam.
I am a 15 year old rapper from (insert country here) and Eminem has inspired me to rap. If you could just click my name and give me a like, it'll mean the world to me.
Good day, god bless. < 20 thumbs up.
Comment 3: @hsoiti I know I can't believe Rihanna released her sex tape *spam link that is a virus* < 25 thumbs up.
Comment 4: THUMPS UP IF UR LISTENING TO THIS IN 2012!!!!!111!!1!
Comment 5: No im listening to this in 1500 bc on my istone.
It used to be the best website out but lately it has gone downhill.
Most of YouTube's comments are spam, racism, stupid, offensive, internet memes, scams or viruses. (They have a link in them)
1.)YouTube: Your channel will be forced to the new design.
Meisgreat36: I don't like the design.
Someoneelse21: Me neither, change it back.
urgaysukmycok: IF U DONT CHANGE IT BACK ILL FUCKING COME AND KILL U.
*YouTube ignore everything*
2.) Watching Eminem music video
Comment 1:eminem sucks he is 2 overrated <negative votes
Comment 2: Hi there I have no money to advertise so all I'm left with is spam.
I am a 15 year old rapper from (insert country here) and Eminem has inspired me to rap. If you could just click my name and give me a like, it'll mean the world to me.
Good day, god bless. < 20 thumbs up.
Comment 3: @hsoiti I know I can't believe Rihanna released her sex tape *spam link that is a virus* < 25 thumbs up.
Comment 4: THUMPS UP IF UR LISTENING TO THIS IN 2012!!!!!111!!1!
Comment 5: No im listening to this in 1500 bc on my istone.
3.) Found a trick video.
*white man dancing*
iamaretard32: FUK U NIGGER
PersonIntellegent45: You do know that is a derogatory term for a man with black skin don't you? He has white skin so your argument is invalid.
iamaretard32: ILL KILL U IF I KNEW WHERE U FUKING LIVE.
4.) Me watching Eminem music video, The Way I am on VEVO's channel:
I sit back with this *censored* bag of this *censored* it gives me the *censored* need to be. The moment *censored* *censored* *censored*
5.) Me watching some random video.
Suggestions "MEGAN FOX NAKED!!!!"
Legit thumbnail.....
*CLICK*
"Hey wuts up YouTubers?? Now I'm gonna ask you'll something......"
6.) THUMBS UP IF THE UPLOADER IS GAY!!!!!
7.) This video contains content from (company's name here) who have blocked it in your country on Copyright grounds.
Sorry about that. :/
8.) I used to listen to Justin Bieber..... then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!
9.) *Somespammer54 has sent you a message*
Hi I see you could use a few subscribers so visit this website and you'll earn a load of subs in a week!!!
*link to a scamming website*
10.) wuz dis recorded by a potato?
*white man dancing*
iamaretard32: FUK U NIGGER
PersonIntellegent45: You do know that is a derogatory term for a man with black skin don't you? He has white skin so your argument is invalid.
iamaretard32: ILL KILL U IF I KNEW WHERE U FUKING LIVE.
4.) Me watching Eminem music video, The Way I am on VEVO's channel:
I sit back with this *censored* bag of this *censored* it gives me the *censored* need to be. The moment *censored* *censored* *censored*
5.) Me watching some random video.
Suggestions "MEGAN FOX NAKED!!!!"
Legit thumbnail.....
*CLICK*
"Hey wuts up YouTubers?? Now I'm gonna ask you'll something......"
6.) THUMBS UP IF THE UPLOADER IS GAY!!!!!
7.) This video contains content from (company's name here) who have blocked it in your country on Copyright grounds.
Sorry about that. :/
8.) I used to listen to Justin Bieber..... then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!
9.) *Somespammer54 has sent you a message*
Hi I see you could use a few subscribers so visit this website and you'll earn a load of subs in a week!!!
*link to a scamming website*
10.) wuz dis recorded by a potato?
by Noslen August 11, 2012
Before October 2006, it was a place where intelligent people could place their videos and post music. That was before the makers of YouTube sold out by giving the rights to Google. Now, it is a place for 13-year-olds with camcorders and too much time on their hands, nerds who make Naruto videos playing to their favorite Linkin Park song, trolls, and Internet tough guys.
A reply sent to me on YouTube:
"dude u got anger issues :L , u can take from ur atitude no one loves u , cant blame them lol , awh is that all u want a hug ? dude ur a big hypercrite , , fucking dipshit lawl kthxbai ,"
"dude u got anger issues :L , u can take from ur atitude no one loves u , cant blame them lol , awh is that all u want a hug ? dude ur a big hypercrite , , fucking dipshit lawl kthxbai ,"
by WPH15 August 1, 2009