Person 1 - “My friend just touched yeem. He screamed in agony before completely becoming Heinz baked beans.”
Person 2 - “Huh, that’s weird. You should touch it as well.”
Person 1 - “I… I don’t want to.”
Person 2 - “You will…”
Person 1 touches yeem.
Person screams, it’s visceral and uncomfortable. You can tell how much pain they’re in. You want to help but you know you can’t. They begin to become Heinz baked beans. First their legs change, and they’re left screaming in a pile of beans. Then their arms go, and finally the rest of them. You know they’re gone now. As if they never existed in the first place.
Person 2 - “yeem.”
Person 2 - “Do you want to touch yeem?”
You don’t want to, but you feel your legs moving anyway. As you approach the yeem, you begin to make amends. Gradually, you feel at peace. You’re almost ready for the pain. Almost.
Person 2 - “Huh, that’s weird. You should touch it as well.”
Person 1 - “I… I don’t want to.”
Person 2 - “You will…”
Person 1 touches yeem.
Person screams, it’s visceral and uncomfortable. You can tell how much pain they’re in. You want to help but you know you can’t. They begin to become Heinz baked beans. First their legs change, and they’re left screaming in a pile of beans. Then their arms go, and finally the rest of them. You know they’re gone now. As if they never existed in the first place.
Person 2 - “yeem.”
Person 2 - “Do you want to touch yeem?”
You don’t want to, but you feel your legs moving anyway. As you approach the yeem, you begin to make amends. Gradually, you feel at peace. You’re almost ready for the pain. Almost.
by Xx_yeem#69420_xX February 9, 2022
by qeff May 25, 2005
yeem
by yeemyeemyeemyeemyeemyeemyeem February 9, 2022
by BiggestYeemer200 October 1, 2022
Synonym/ nickname for a JUUL. It both destroys you and excites, as the literal definition of Yeem means.
by Rigbort June 25, 2019
Is a shortened version of 'Yeah seems' which indicates a persons inability to spell anything properly. Most likely used through text because the person you are talking to is drunk or high.
by Redeyeasian October 18, 2020
Something you say in a professional interview, e-mail, or letter, to let the person know that you're not taking them seriously and you think they are a complete fuckwit.
Joe: Frank, why did you send a reply consisting of just the word Yeem?
Frank: Yeem
Joe: I don't think you're taking the death of my mother seriously.
Frank: Yeem
Joe: I don't think you're taking the death of my mother seriously.
by jelzo September 21, 2019