i. A completely fictional disease, which can be used as an excuse to get out of doing things.

ii. An insult which can be used to accuse somebody of having a disease. Similar to accusing somebody of having aids.
i. "Can't come in today. Got wurp."

ii. "Oh my god, Tim's face has wurp!"
by Jamesj999 August 11, 2005
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PERSON 1: yesterday i ate a banana and cheese sandwich

PERSON 2: WURP!!!
by odbfish July 25, 2010
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