1) to be unsuccessful in life. 2) a hairy creature inside of chatrooms that has alligator arms and mismatched/uneven legs.
dude, wolfman pedo got whored so bad today
by ArandomPersonFromTheInternet January 3, 2011
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Similar to shotgunning a beer, but instead of cutting a hole in the side of the can with a knife, one bites the side of the can open
Bill: Dude, did he just wolfman a beer?
Ted: Yep, he wolfmanned that thing!
by Big Jewish Adam October 27, 2010
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the act of performing oral sex upon a hirsute woman
I went out with a girl with 70s bush, I spent all night giving her wolfman kisses.
by Sexual Ratchet April 25, 2010
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This is how we roll in P-town. This motion began as an addition to the verbal call of "shotgun". It involves making an afro with your arms over your head (signifying Bev), while rubbing your hairy forearms (signifying Bill). The motion follows the standard shotgun rules, and must be called outside and when leaving towards the vehicle.

Eventually the motion became so synonymous with the call, the verbal portion of "shotgun" was dropped altogether.
Guy 1: "I call shotgun!"

Guy 2: (while doing the Universal Bev Wolfman Bill motion)
"Doesn't count bonerface! I didn't see the Universal Bev Wolfman Bill."
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To throw away one's razor. To swear off shaving any part of the body.
Bruce decided to go all wolfman up in this, and now has a big bushy beard
by 7werewolf7 April 29, 2012
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Inability to think clearly due to negative emotional state and/or physical illness, thus giving the afflicted the feeling of wandering through a thick fog like in the old Wolfman movies.
After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.
by GBorden April 18, 2014
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