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it's very windy 

i can hardly see you through both your and my moving hair. it's wild.
the last thing you said. like, i didnt even get it because that sequence got squeezed away from my ears (the downwind way). But i was too ashamed to ask you to repeat what you said.
it keeps pushing either one or the other away, sometimes both.
Few of the noises are really pure and fine. Some are unpleasant, even worryingly. alarmingly. Some make you feel good about yourself. Like feeling your body and mind and frankly, soul interact. It's the greatest.
When its windy i calculate the risk of being hit on the head by an object into my total.
great plus: you can smoke weed everywhere outside, the wind will dilute your cloud before coming into existence.
tonight i am up playing Thought-Caught. it's very windy.
it's very windy by Krkič February 6, 2022

Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction 

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

wind shear 

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!
On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.
wind shear by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Windy Sally

When a chick farts in your mouth and you than go to kiss her before you inhale, so that you blow the fart into her mouth.
"last night, Shelly gave bobby a windy sally with a juicy ending!"
Windy Sally by umtummer April 11, 2010

wind shitter 

A wind shitter is someone who shits wind in League Of Legends
yasuo and yone on the same team 10 deaths each on ranked game
"the wind shitters brothers are feeding" says depressed jhin who just wanted to play a normal game
wind shitter by Not Akashi 117 April 2, 2022

windy skeety 

the act of busting your load into the back of a fan which is aimed at the bitches' face. (for optimal effect set fan to high (BE SURE THE FAN IS POINTED AWAY FROM YOU))
hey man, last night I was banging this bitch and I went to plug my fan in, and she was like "what are you doing with that fan?" and then I busted a windy skeety all over that hooker's ugly face
windy skeety by MyPrivateBurns2 August 8, 2010