Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker

"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.

by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 September 19, 2015

Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty April 7, 2018

Filipino weed-whacker

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.

Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014

Wyoming Weed whacker

During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.

"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."

by funky n crunky July 30, 2017

Albanian weed whacker

When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.

Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!

by whacknsplash555 May 4, 2010

Weed whacker golf

Game played while drinking using an old-time weed whacker and smashed beer cans. When played after midnight, a neighbors bedroom window must be one of the holes. Other typical holes can be cars and trees.

Let's play some weed whacker golf, Old Lady Peach's house is 18th hole.

by jeffro11 September 20, 2008