twat waffle

a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.

by diabloceto June 23, 2007

twat waffle

1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

President Bush is such a twat waffle.

by Priscilla December 13, 2004

twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

by Sacul Iksok September 27, 2007

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes December 20, 2016

Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

by jagerhall August 5, 2019

twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

by TommyG21 April 8, 2010