Velcroing

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.

Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.

by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014

velcroed

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.

i just got velcroed on his shoes!

by guccigirl September 01, 2005

Velcros

Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.

shoes footwear nudity Velcros

by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010

velcro

an act that is so easy it's like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.

guy 1: hey can you you turn off the lights after you leave?

guy 2: of course, straight velcro baby

by jamesph April 06, 2010

velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

by Evil October 18, 2003

velcro

1. a person who is very slow
2. a household appliance and the answer to everything.

That class is way too hard for me, i felt hella velcro the whole time.
OR
Velcro is useful- especially to attach the remote to the television.

by Yebeka December 19, 1999